This is hilarious and soo true........I received this from my recent MOPS meeting...ENJOY!!!
I have wild hair and makeup w/frequent costume changes. Everywhere I go, I have an entourage.People are constantly yelling my name. I look out into the crowd and they're actually crying for me, reaching for me.
I have NO privacy..I'm watched when I shower, when I'm cooking, EVEN when I use the restroom..for my own protection, of course..
When I go places I must do so quickly before my fans get out of control and start a riot. Every night a different guy wants to sleep w/me..Each of them seems genuinely hurt when I turn him away..
Occasionally, I get dirty undergarments whirled at me w/a whoop and a smile..It's even hard sometimes to walk through my own home w/o someone spotting me and trying to grab my legs or my clothing..
Oh and dont forget about the stalkers !! You know those crazed fans that follow you everywhere??
Why, I cant even talk on the phone in the pantry w/o an eye or two peeping in at me..I have my own paparazzi!!
Yes it's true---I live the life of a rock star!!!!
This is so cute, and so true. How lucky are we? I think it is a privilege to live like a rock star!!
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